Badly told jokes...

A man walks into a pub, ouch it was an iron pub.

Why did the alien temptress need dry cleaning?
Because Leonard Nimoy!

Two sausages in a frying pan, one says to the other
"How do you drive this thing?"

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other
"Boy it's hot in here," the other says
"Aaaargh a talking fish!"

Why does Edward Woodward love the letter P?
Because without it he'd be Edward Woodward!

These are just some of the world's funniest mis-told jokes!